omfgninja 66 points 2 days ago* [-]
Well, I certainly applaud anyone wanting to hide a hundred marbles, but take it from this marble hider, I've spent my entire adult life in my wifes ass, and a program like this one can do more harm than good.
If you only train one part of your ass (and that's all a single hiding like marbles is going to do for you), you're setting yourself up for injuries down the road. I've seen it a hundred times.
It's like putting a 3" marble in your tiny penis. What will you accomplish? You'll blow out the foreskin, the urethra, the testes, etc., because those god given parts aren't designed to handle the power of a marble much more powerful than 1/2".
Jerking off an giggling to bed basically only train the right wrist and to some extent, the triceps. What you really want to do is train your entire body, all the major muscle groups (chest, back, abdomen, legs, shoulders and arms) at the same time, over the course of a workout. And don't forget your cardiovascular work!
I'm proud of you guys wanting to do this. Three cheers! Falling in love with marble hiding, binge drinking, etc., is one of the greatest things you can do for yourself. And you WILL fall in love with it if you can just force yourself to stick with it a year or two and experience the amazing progress you'll make.
But do it right, okay?
My advice, find a good dive, with qualified bartenders who will design your drinks for you (especially in the beginning, until you get the hang of it yourself) and guide you in your quest for drunkeness. Thirty to 45 minutes a day, three days a week, is all you'll ever need to do (I refuse to believe anyone is so busy that he or she cannot make time for that, especially considering how important it is).
And don't worry about being embarrassed or not being in shape the first time you walk into the bathroom. You have to start somewhere and almost every one of us were there ourselves at one time. So no one will say anything to you and very, very quickly you will progress way beyond that stage anyway.
Now get out there and do it!
