I stopped trying to count because I don't remember a lot of my nights. I remember wanting to remember one night the day after and being too damn scared to ask the girl if we did anything. The last part I remember is wrestling with a cheerleader from my highschool on a bunch of pillows after a bunch of shots of something we called Liquid Cocaine (no drugs in it besides alcohol, but boy would it do you in), and then I don't remember how I got to sleep or what happened before I went to sleep. And she didn't talk to me much after that. But man, was she ever gorgeous. Anyways, thats storytime with Nick for you.

And in accordance with the established rules of what a guy says when a girl asks him how many girls he has slept with, the answer is 8. Always 8.