What a great day! I found a brown widow spider (didn't know they existed) right outside my door. I have a 3 year old daughter and my girlfriend has a 2 year old daughter so I think it's time to kill some spiders.

I run to the store and buy some spider spray.

spray me some spiders. I looked them up on line to verify what they were and it mentioned the egg sacks look like white sandspurs. I found several so I decide I'm going to kill those also.

In all my glorious wisdom, I stood on a little picnic table bench that was custom made for the girls so I could reach right up to the web..............






that's when the picnic table overbalanced and my 225 lb ass fell face first and cracked my skull on the window ledge. I bruised the orbit of my left eye and have 12 stitches and for sure a new scar...........also cuts and bruises on my left knee, right elbow, sore jaw, sore nose and sore back of head!! I just got home from the hospital.

It's weird, I used to paint antique homes with a friend about 11 years ago and I fell 26 feet from a gable and landing my jaw across a porch, one small bruise, I fell about 14 to 18 inches and really f'ed myself up!!!
might get pics up, all i've got of the gash over my eye are cell phones and you can't see how deep it really was!!