you know you own a s14 when.....
1) You search endlessly online for a silly piece of plastic that surrounds the radio.
Actually, it's like $45 at courtesy parts and easy to find.
10) You visit
Freshalloy forums 8-9 times during your day, as if it's needed to live.
11) The first time you tell non-car people you got a 1995-1997 240SX, they can't seem to remember ther being such a thing.
or they seemed convinced it has a v6 in it
17) You hate reading back articles of writers referring to your engine as a "Hardbody" engine.
18.) Every single aftermarket part is always 20-30% more expensive than an S13.
19) You waited for months for the Greddy Turbo Kit to be declared "50 state legal" only to be disappointed when it wasn't.
more like the fact it sucked balls for power output
22) The first question people ask after "You got an SR in there" is always "well are you gonna?".
and look at you stupid when you say you're not going to [yet i still like them but its like blasphemy not to swap? ]
26) You can't imagine how your fellow S13 brothers and sisters can drive a car with zero cupholders.
35) No one can sit behind you when you're driving, even if the S14 is larger than an S13.
45) Every so often you recite the meanings of "J's", "Q's", and "K's" to your girlfriend, who doesn't care anyways.
bullshit, 240 owners don't have girlfriends
49) Your right leg has been conditioned to being 20-30 degrees hotter than your left leg.
57) even if you have cupholders, they don't seem to hold any type of "cup" properly.
61) You never really know how much gas you have because the needle changes positions depending on how fast you're going.
67) Your temperature gauge is at that certain spot where you don't know if it's gonna overheat or not.
74) You've calculated how long you have to save up to buy tension rods, tie rods, tie rod ends, rear camber arms, toe arms, and traction rods all at once.
because anyone who has done this would be a fucking idiot to do it one at a time
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"Hot Import Nights" and "Import Showoff" is now "noob".
yet the percentage of 240's with "track parts" that actually go to the track is lower than the honda/acura crowd. hard park!
92) You've thought of naming your future pet (or even daughter) "Silvia".
i have 
'ed way too many times, on this very forum, at people's pets being named nismo or silvia. but at least it's not a tattoo of the emblem
125) You hate hearing how Honda people are selling their showcars to get 240's.
get out while you can
146) You're willing to sacrifice the comfort of air conditioning just to be able to have a boost guage in your car that actually works.
since when does a boost gauge require removing a/c? what the gay?