I used to work at HSN years ago. Billy is a cool Mofo. Seriously, he's a super nice guy.
That guy worked his ass off, started off selling household products at state fairs from the back of a truck years ago, and now he's making bank.

He makes all those shower stalls and stove tops look nasty with a concoction he made that is mostly Iodine. He has a whole science of making stuff look simulated dirty.

The orange glow and oxiclean work pretty good though. I like how he used to say,
"I had a dog named Spot once, I used Oxiclean and now he's gone!"