Hahaha, I love it!! I wish I had pics of my former PSM bugeye that I totaled back in '04 so I could add that. At least the cop who showed up was cute and she let me off, saying "I'm not writing you a ticket because I can see that you've been through enough already tonight."
That accident was just like Frank's except I hit a guardrail. Like the tree, I swear it jumped out into the road. It had absolutely nothing to do with my immature driving/weaving.