back when i lived in BFE i used to have people ask me "you know your forud probe has one of dem exhaust leaks?" i'd spend the next twenty minutes explaining to them it was a nissan. man i don't miss white trash rednecks one bit.

i took a girl out on a date one night and being a gentleman i opened the door for her and let her in. i walked around the car and started to get in. as i sat i got hit with the "how do you operate three pedals with only two legs?" i got right back out, let her out of the car, and drove off.

non nissan related, but one night i got hungry at work and decided to hit up some kfc. i ordered and when i pulled up to the window the guy goes "are you a cop?" i guess the two tone crown vic, blue ass lightbar, and uniform didn't give me away.