1. Hmm...well that would never happen in Florida since the po-po here make u ride at night with lights on your bike.

2. Seriously, it DID look like that the kid could not ride a bicycle ROFL.

3. Parents might just get a lawsuit?
4. Cop gets ass raped in jail? Prob not, cause if I ran over a cop, i'd be getting raped

5. Read #1 again. So don't worry about it here nubs. Cause at least its not you on that bicycle.