Originally Posted by auxilium

*Need* something nice? Sounds like you're ready to hit the streets and become the subject of another rider down thread.

In that case, stay away from bikes made by Aprilia, BMW, Triumph, Ducati, MV Agusta, etc. These things are prized by pussy ass softies like myself, and you wouldn't want people to get you confused for one of us. You need something that screams cool. Hrmm... I think your best bet would be a Hayabusa, but be sure to get that bitch stretched and lookin sharp. If you're a short vato like me, just get it slammed and you'll be straight bro. Bitches love the 'Busa. That dude Batista from WWE/ECW rides a Busa and he pulls bitches all day son. Screw those punk ass safety precaution dork riders with their gear on, you will pwn them on the expressway all day on a Busa.