Originally Posted by wringer dinger

This aint really a war story, but its kinda funny. It was around midnight and I was driving home pretty drunk and high. I made a right onto US19 and saw two girls hanging out on the side of the road. I pulled over and they asked for a ride in return for sex. I said hell yeah and we took off... On our way down US19, about one block in front of me, two VW Golfs pull out of a gas station, one red and one black. I was cruisin behind the red one when all of a sudden, the black one dropped the hammer and took off. Of course, I was lookin for some action (besides the roadhead I was already getting) so I downshifted, whipped out from behind the red Golf, and took off after the black one. At roughly 140mph, my turn was comin up, and I was debating whether to drift the turn or not . I glanced to my right and spotted a patrol car sittin right next to the road! So I ripped the E-brake and dori-dori'd that bitch while I came all over the girl's face... The cop pulled out and tried to chase us but I jus hit vtak and was gone...again. .