Hatchback or 4D sedan. Little trucklets are cool too..But no V6'es V8s. I don't wanna burn my paychecks in gas.

A/C is a MUST!

No engine swaps. I don't care who put it in. If it's covered in stickers, cut springs or has had any halfbaked ricer mods done to it, not interested.

I run a route, I eat through cars. I don't give a shit about minor fender damage, or a little bondo on a bumper, paint condition, rear seats..or any shit like that. AS long as it doesnt smell like ass or, covered in stains, or crawling with ants. And the drivers side is reasonably kept in good condition Just as so long as it runs, it blows cold air and it has less than 125,000 miles.

I'm not really keen on driving a stick, if the price is right I might look into it. If any gear grinds or the clutch needs to be replaced, I'll notice it, I'll walk away, save us both time I've been through this process at least 30 times. If your front tires are bald, im gonna walk away. Lifter tick, loose belts, have a nice day. My car is the backbone of my occupation, can't afford to break down cause someone didn't want to maintain their car.

Yeah, I am a dick, but I go through this bullshit once a year. And I'm just saving both of us some time.