13 Reasons to Vote Democrat

1. I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better
job of spending the money I earn than I would.

2. I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as
nobody is offended by it.

3. I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the
bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good
people.

4. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us
if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt
away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

5. I'm voting Democrat because I want to keep paying to keep all death
row inmates alive.

6. I'm voting Democrat because I want to keep my borders wide open
because we don't have enough crime here already.

7. I'm voting Democrat because our taxes are not high enough.

8. I'm voting Democrat because I think every person is entitled to FREE
education, FREE insurance, FREE food, FREE housing and any other things
that I have worked for all my life.

9. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be
allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give
the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

10. I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed
elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit
some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

11. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that, when the terrorists
don't have to hide from us over there, when they come over here, I don't
want to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.

12. I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry
whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

13. I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4%
on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon
of gas at 15% isn't.