defendant's attorney " your honor, these are good boys and they should be released pending trial."

Judge "good boys? They've got a rap sheet longer than Ron Jeremy's dong, and they're not even of drinking age! They've never been good boys. Their parents suck dick. They're staying in jail until their asses get reamed enough that they don't have to squeeze their shits out anymore, they just flow freely."

shitstuffers- "aww yo honoah, joo suk! We gun kil u whin we git ot hurr!" (insert 'hardass' hispanic accent)