^Bay News 9 isn't going to give a shit, nor any other mass media, because of the name of the business. And no, we don't need to rehash that again, I'm just saying they won't care and that is just one of the reasons. Another major reason is the likelihood that no more than 10% of the people who care about this whole ordeal watch the news or read the newspaper; they're not going to waste time on a story that most of their viewers would find odd.