Greetings from NoNewbs.com

We caught wind of your story today.

While it's not the first and certainly won't be the last internet scam story anyone's ever heard of, it's refreshing to see the online community banding together in such solidarity to wtfheadbutt this kid.

Hopefully, the judge will recognize that the kid is unwilling to rehab himself and give him fifteen years in a federal pound-me-in-the-etc.

The promise of a little prison-lovin' can be such a powerful motivator... although having seen this kid's pictures, it might be an incentive...


p.s. Norwegians are freaking hilarious.