Ok, stop the presses....Here is the REAL way to fix this problem...It's a bit labor intensive, but...here it is anyway:

1: Obtain screwdriver from tool box
2: use said screw driver to open beer
3: drink said beer
4: now, use screwdriver to punch drain hole in oil pan
5: get new beer
6: drink said beer
7: get new beer
8: get socket and ratchet from toolbox
9: drink new beer
10: get beer
11: open beer
12: remove oilpan
13: drink beer
14: get beer
15: get oilpump pushrod out of oil pan
16: drink beer
17: get beer
18: get JB weld
19: drink beer
20: mix JB weld
21: get another beer
22: apply JB weld to hole in oil pan
23: drink beer
24: get another beer
25: drink beer while waiting for JB weld to harden
26: reinstall oil pan
27: get beer
28: piss in oil filler tube
29: drink beer
30: pass out


When you have finishd, your motor will run like ass because you filled it with piss.

No easy way to do it mang. If you can't get it with a telescopic magnet, then your fuxored.