I think I'm going to put cones up around my car that will be connected with crime scene tape and a sign that says, "if my parking away from others isn't obvious enough, maybe this will give your feeble mind a f'in clue."
I remember when I used to park way out in no mans land to try to protect my precious from door dings. That was many years ago. Then, I also remember when I would park right next to anyone who did that. I mean, how nice do they think their car IS? right? I also remember when I would park two spaces away from anyone else because I was driving a huge 1-ton crewcab dually. Well....That was many many moons ago. Now, I just try to park in the shade.
