This girl is now farting on her girlfriend's meatloaf. I wonder how much gas she got there. Stinky. Keeping on the subject, I wonder how many of you women here either:

* farted silent but deadly in front of your husband/boyfriend/brother just
to show them girls can fart

* worked at the entertainment industry and decided to be vengeful at a
rude/pestering/annoying/non-tipping customer while you felt gas at your
stomach and made up your mind to blow it in his food

* Took part in a fart lighting competition (with or without cake/candles) and tried to ignite your own farts to create 'blue angles'

* Saw the cakefart girl, dropped your jaw in astonishment, but later on had a thought crossing your mind to the effect of ' This girl needs a boy/girlfriend; I feel like pinning her to the bed and doing her good.

* Had the same thought crossing your mind - WTF, but after a while decided- 'Hey, that stinky fart I let out in the kitchen an hour ago, maybe I can undress and shoot it in a cake'

Just a jest-oriented survey