what are police going to do? Let me re-enact the conversation that would take place

ME: Hello offisir...I would like to report some redneck lookin dude in a camo shirt walking around our cars being sketchy and taking pics of our tags!
OFFICER: Ummmm...well i dont feel like doing paperwork to record this so call us back when someone actually breaks into your car.
ME: FUCK YOU!!!!
OFFICER: NO, FUCK YOU!!!

Thats exactly how it would go!

EDIT: oh yea, Then the cop would tell me to tell everyone not to be hangin out in a group in a parking lot at night or they will come out and write us tickets!