Originally Posted by
Alberto411
I did a bit, but that place was so packed. I even wore my jacket IN the joint hoping they'd come to me. Only attention I got from the jacket were some rather rotund ladies who wanted to wear the jacket and have pictures taken a picture with it on. Luckily, their batteries ran out as I didn't have the grapes to tell them that it
probably wouldn't fit them

next time just be like "SURE! the cleaner said he got all the fleas out of it"