Originally Posted by DC5_babe

i read these in a thread

"3 Subaru STi: The most baller mobile for the 21st century is here. Complete with a pussy magnet that gives the owners of these awesome cars baller status with engines the feeling of sexy time in the pants. Again spouting claims of jealous or inability to afford a cheap japanese import, the drivers of these cars are the first all-weather winners of the list. Because of mass advertising campaigns, the winners driving these cars seem to think that any day, rain, snow, shine, or 3" of glaze ice is race day and will not hesitate to prove this to you, even if it means slinging mud all over you on a rainy summer day. On top of that, the turbocharged engine gives these ballers a sense of superiority over other vehicles that don't have turbochargers. The all mighty Subaru owners brag about these amazing vehicles because they are the best."

"2 Mitsubishi EVO:Teh Ghey