typical z fever phone call

Doug:Z feverrr

Customer:Hi i am calling in regards to getting a sr20 swap in my 240sx

Doug:Thats no problem man, we put those swaps out like a factory(doug doing his corny ass laugh)

Customer:How much am i looking at out the door with a running car?

Doug:Well we are the best shop to do these swap. so..10k

Customer:click

Doug: (doing coke in newly renovated bathroom) then coming out telling everyone there taking to long on impossible jobs he has us do that albert einstein himself couldn't figure out.