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Old Mar 22, 2008 | 12:09 PM
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Not a car movie but:

Bad Boys

Marcus Burnett (Martin Lawrence): Hey man where-where-where's your cup holder?

Mike Lowrey (Will Smith): I don't have one.

Marcus Burnett: What the f- w'you mean you don't have one? Eighty thousand dollars for this car and you ain't got no damn cup holder?

Mike Lowrey: It's $105,000 and this happens to be one of the fastest production cars on the planet. Zero to sixty in four seconds, sweetie. It's a limited edition.

Marcus Burnett: You damn right it's limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the f*ck along.

And from the original Gone in 60 seconds:

Maindrian Pace (H.B. Halicki): Hey, Stanley, what's your new girlfriend's name?

Stanley Chase (James McIntyre): Jill, why?

Maindrian Pace: I'm going to name this car after her, 'cause she's a wreck too.
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