Originally Posted by AcidicFate

Bolt on my alternator, for the main line vibrated off or something, on a 110mph run, at 3am, in the middle of fuck nowhere Georgia. So I'm running along the freeway, and of course every single waring light lights up and may damn car starts beeping at me. So I start flipin' and pull of at the next exit and into a strip mall parking lot and pop the hood, car still running and see this massive ark to my hood and the rubber boot on the wire catch's fire.

So, being the genius I am, I slap the fire to put it out. Then I shut off the car, and grabbed the duct tape, taped the line back to alternator. Then drove to a hotel and crashed.