What noob slid into a parked car in a parking lot? Who are you impressing by losing control of your vehicle and damaging another? People lack common sense.
I like the video of the Scoobarus plowing through a foot of water and throwing up 15 foot rooster tails. Then there's you in the camera DSM with the right front tire smack dab on the center line so you don't drown your CAI.