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Old Feb 24, 2008 | 04:59 PM
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98 HONDA CIVIC/ DO NOT DRIVE THIS CAR NAKED!

98 HONDA CIVIC/ DO NOT DRIVE THIS CAR NAKED! - $1

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Date: 2008-02-23, 3:15PM EST


THIS CAR IS A GEM.....A ONER.....IT IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF!

HOWEVER THE TRUTH IS,THIS ISN'T A CAR TO TAKE ON A FIRST DATE.
IT ISN'T THE CAR TO TRY AND DRIVE AROUND THE WORLD WITH.
IT IS MORE LIKE THE KIND OF CAR YOU'D WANT PARKED ANY PLACE BESIDES YOUR NEIGHBORS DRIVEWAY.......ARE WE GETTING TO THE POINT?

TAKE THIS CAR TO THE CAR WASH AND YOU'LL BE TOLD 'WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE....'

TAKE IT TO HEAVEN,AND GOD WILL SEND YOU BACK WITH A BUS PASS!

BUT IF YOU WANT DECENT TRANSPORTATION,AND YOU WANT TO GET AROUND TOWN,AND IF YOU CAN DRIVE A STICK...AND YOU GOT A THOUSAND BUCKS[OR CLOSE TO IT]GIVE ME A CALL.
STEVE 813-458-7911
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