I hear ya... I slid my low rider ,83 corolla ,SR5 hatchback ,between a SUV and a light pole while I was taking a right turn..going around 50 MPH.
Didn't spill a drop and never choked on the blunt..... I heard all about my skills as a driver in central booking.... but that had to do with that robbery thing....... They never caught the bottom feeders. thank God.... them hoe's done dipped on a cracker....