Show me the money. (And I don't want any with an all seeing eye on the back either)

If $19.95 is too much, for $10.00 I will provide you with a kit so you can make your own custom hats. It has enough Jupaluminum in a roll so you can fabricate not only hats but an entire suit for your entire family, including pets.

But wait! There's still more! With any leftover Jupaluminum from the kit, you can fabricate many useful items which are also undetectable. Items such as an emergency pipe for those times when you find yourself without proper paraphinalia, emergency TV and radio antennae (yes, it will wok with HD), cell phone radiation protector. And a small sliver inserted into a stick of chewing gum, can provide hours of entertainment when you share it with unsuspecting, mooching friends. Best of all, you can wrap that Thanksgiving turkey in it for a delicious, jucy feast that wil retain all it's flavor and nutrients and will never spoil or go bad...even after a year sitting on the kitchen counter. Also, use it to cover any other cooking utensils such as charcoal grills and broiler drip pans to eliminate the drudgery of cleanup. No more scraping or scuffing your knuckles while using that little bitty (useless) wire brush that came with you grill.

But don't forget, you must act now to receive your KABOOM Tinfoil Hat (or kit) so you can start enjoying full protection for you and your loved ones immediately. Don't put it off! PM now for yours.

Remember, if you don't buy, we know where you live. Does your wife know where you were last night? We do.