the other night i was at work and bored outta my damn mind
So i decided to call the autozone in gulf to bay.
"sall rosenburgs vioce"

thanks for calling autozone this is .... can i help you,

~yeah bawl gaizer Im looking for them things i keep seeing hanging from the back of trucks and shit.

you mean a tow hitch reciever?

~ naw not that shit jerky. I was in the store the other day looking for em but i didnt want to ask for em.

what exactly are you looking for sir?

~ah shit ok im not trying to sound like one of those silly fairies and shit. but they look like fucking bawls. you know what im talking about?

(laughing) yes sir we dont have any of those

~ what you work in an auto parts store and have no bawls. what the fuck.

no sir we dont carry that item.

~ ahh shit see i was trying to get a set of those for my wifes car. I figured since she already has my bawls why not get her another set to hang from her car.

"at this time hes rolling and i yell"
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