Such disloyalty!!! Leave target for.. dun dun duuuuuuun WALMART?! Geez why don't you just slap the target people in the face! "I'm sorry, we'll be leaving your fine establishment for... your mortal enemy. Have a good night". That's player status there... it's like cheating on your hot g/f for some skanky chick on the side.
LOL don't mind me... it's waaaaay too early to be up and i have to go to work.