So it finally fukin happened.
I was on the 408 East/West Express way in Orlando...headed home at 150 mph.

With my luck, I zip by an Orange County Sherrifs deputy in an unmarked Dodge Caravan. All of a sudden I see flashing blue and red on the dash. I could have easily out run him, but there was a toll coming up in about a mile.

After I pull over, we have a few words:

Officer: "do you know how fast you were going"?
Me: "no sir, Im not sure".
Officer: "well I dont know either because my van's governor was
kickin in at 110 and you were still pullin on me."
Me" <trying hard not to laugh> "really sir? I didnt realize i
was going that fast, sorry sir."

I was really polite, and I guess you can say I used the whole military thing alittle. Instead of arresting me for wreckless driving and charging me up the ass, he was cool and gave me a "Violation of Traffic Control Device" (a general ticket for things like changing lanes w/o a signal, running a stop sign, etc.). Which is a $80 ticket and 3 points on my license.

I guess I got off easy, but it still fuckin sucks. My first ticket on my bike.