so i had this weird ass dream last nite. me and my wife are awaiting our court date for our divorce. so i dont want to get back with her but she would get back with me. i just cant handle the drama. well im dreamin it up last nite and i go over there to get my cats and i see a dog there. and im like wtf why is there a dog here your complainin about my cats but you'll keep this huge dog here?!? she tells me "well me and cecil are together now and he is keeping his dog here"

a big WTF comes out of my mouth lol. what a two timin bitch aint he married already fawk! took my cats and went home

sad story is i love my cats zeus and athena but have no place for them now so she keeps threatening me that shes going to take them to the pound which i cant do anything about