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Old Jun 3, 2001 | 12:09 AM
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murph38_99
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I always have the worst kill stories but this one just sucks. Oh it will be in dialogue format for full effect. 93ex and I were headed home after taking in some chain-link drfit action. It was foggy out and i had just turned the defroster on so I now Have a freshly coated winshield of dew I cant see a damn thing. We were comming off 75 to BBD headed east. We were talking about turbos for Project Melissa...

Murph38_99: so we could run the boost at 1 or 2 psi until we get the chip burnt

93ex:yeah that will be one loud ass wastegate

** Loud squealing sound sort of like a pig comes from outside the car** Then followed by a large thump**

93ex: What the HELL was that?

Murph38_99:SOMETHNG DEAD!

We chuckle for a while when I realize that Im still draging the poor bastard.Apparently It was possum. I have never heard any wild animal squeal that loud and it did it before I hit him. It was horrible hearing him shrill right before he died! So I do a little swerve action and he eventually is flung onto the wayside of the road. But Whats more is there is a large chunk of hair stuck in the exhaust flange yum. yes thats right the same flange that has the exhaust leak. Possum hair smells horrible at around 150 degrees. Mustang 1 possum 0

Hey at least I finally killed something.
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