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Old Apr 25, 2003 | 07:55 AM
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Originally posted by Uncle Ben
An original Shelby Cobra is a collectible.

A Shelby GLHS is . . . uh, . . . unique.
I can see it now!

Phone rings: Hello Mr. Shelby, this is the Dodge PR department.

C. Shelby: Yes, how can I help you?

Dodge PR: Well we feel that with your past sucesses we could sell a lot of cars if we put your name on them.

C. Shelby: Oh yeah, what kind of cars are we talking about?

Dodge PR: Performance cars sir.

C. Shelby: Don't avoid the question. what do you want to put my name on?

Dodge PR: An ...cough- omni-cough.... sir

C. Shelby: Excuse me?

Dodge PR: An omni sir...

C. Shelby: BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! How much do it get?

Dodge PR: .000000025% of sales of the vehicle.

C. Shelby: OK, but you can only make a few of them - I want it forgotten in 20 years!
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