Found the cause... Pulled the shaft out through the distributor hole.... It's twisted up like a twizler and the part that goes into the dist is sheared off. D'OH!

Why it did that, I don't know. Tomorrow I'll buy a new shaft and attempt to prime it with the priming tool and drill (that I just bought tonight). As of right now, the stores are closed and I'm done for the night. Thanks for the replies though guys.