There's ways to buy cars if you have bad credit, no credit, and even if you're a convicted felon that's done time for raping dogs and impregnating cats.

This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen in my life, bar none. If you're making $5-7k a month, and you're making over $75k a year, you walk into almost any dealership and show them your proof of income, then will suck your dick, massage your prostate and then suck your dick while you drive out in their car.

Sounds to me like you need to use your 5-7k and buy yourself a damn hooptie if you want a car dude. No ones going to let you live their life and pay for their car and be put on their insurance, etc.........

I wouldn't have said anything, but this is some fucking funnnnnny shit.