hahaha.

yeah it totally came out wrong when i said it but i still sounded hilarious.

i said they smell so good i might jerk off with my own hands tonight. hahaha.

but the question is, am i implying that i have other hands (girls only) to do it for me, or do i imply that i have a collector's set of fleshlights in every color and the rare vibrating model with the authentic virgin beaver pelt lining? HAHAHAHAHA



thanks angela.


and dude i did get on it, i did a pull from like 30 to 120+. i hardly ever bury the speedo, i didnt realize it was doing that when i let off. i guess my car isnt that loud, i swore you would have heard it being the interstate is right there. i must've got shrouded by the overpass hill or something.