My version so we can tell the truth.


Women are like....


1. Women are like ...Laxatives ..... They will make you feel shitty.

2. Women are like.... Bananas ....... They get soft in the bottom quickly.

3. Women are like ...... Weather .... Hot air 3/4 of the time.

4. Women are like ...Blenders... They make a lot of noise and can only do one thing.

5. Women are like .....Chocolate Bars .... The expensive ones are bitter.

6. Women are like ... Commercials ....... They talk about a whole lot of nothing.

7. Women are like Department Stores ..... Not many left that are worth a shit.

8. Women are like ..Government Bonds .... They take to long to mature and give little in return.

9. Women are like .....Mascara.... They typically thicken up in a short amount of time.

10. Women are like .Popcorn ..... They are mostly made of hot air.

11. Women are like Snowstorms .... Very cold and only come a few times a year.

12. Women are like ........ Lava Lamps ... Only work and curvy for a little while.

13. Women are like Parking Spots . To find a good one is rare and when you do you you don't get to keep it long.




How about that ? It took about 15 minutes.





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