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Old Aug 24, 2007 | 09:48 AM
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To drive something that large and audacious, his mommy and daddy probably didn't love him enough, his dick is the size of a midget's pinky finger, or both. When seeking conversation at a red light, the drivers of jacked-up trucks usually get one of two responses from me:

"Don't look to me for approval. I care as little about you as your parents did."

"Your car is almost as tall as my tractor-trailer. Guess that means my cock is just slightly smaller than yours."

No mercy for the weak, attention-seeking assholes out there.
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That's right, bitches, TWO quotes!
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