haha - similar work story: I work for a popular tampa power utility. In my building theres a warehouse with two aisles about 200 feet long separated in the center by a big shelf. Me and one of the other co-ops here were working on a saturday when no one was around and decided to race in the forklifts...bad idea. Sure they may be slow but they pick up A LOT of momentum being that they weigh about 200000 pounds. At the end of the lane I was in there is a big overhead garage door thing. I couldnt stop and slammed right into it. Damn near lost our jobs over that one.
Also there are some great big line trucks parked here (the ones with the big robotic arms) Working late one night we decided to take them out on sligh ave. 0-30 in about a minute and a half! yeah baby!