91 Miata
Likes:
1. She may not look like much but she's got it where it counts, kid.
2. Its the first reasonably quick car I've ever owned.
3. I can pretty much do whatever I want with it since it will never be a DD.
Dislikes:
1. Everything is custom 1-off pieces that take forever to get done with my work schedule.
2. Needs to be rebodied sooner than later.
3. Should be much quicker than it is.
(honorable mention; safety wise it's sorta disheartening being eye level with a VW bug's door handle)

96 Ranger
Likes:
1. Dead bolt reliable.
2. 22-21 MPG.
3. Tows the Miata.
Dislikes:
1. Slower than slow.
2. Not up to hauling dates around.
3. It's not a diesel.