Originally Posted by
kairojya
!!! That was the best
And what episode was it, like the name of the ep or something? I want to see if i can download it
Wikipedia - Matt Foley
Matt Foley (on a bike):
All right, all right, all right, I'll pedal!
Let's all pedal everybody, make Evan happy!
Here we go, pedaling away!
All right everybody, you're on the road!
Look over to the right.
It's your first wife, Linda!
High tail it out of there because you owe her three years' child support!
Keep pedaling.
All right, let's pull into Seven-Eleven and buy a microwave burrito!
Okay, we're back on the road, there's your son's dorm!
Let's sneak in, steal his student loan check, cash it, and head out lookin' for Asian hookers!
Cause if there's one thing Matt likes, it's Hong Kong fuey, ha-ha! Ohhhh yeah!