damn. thats good. i had a roommate like that once...

the doors opened in on the Holly Apt.'s on USF (dorms), and my roommate had the same deal, get up, be loud, leave early (7am) so i stayed up late, smoked a nice phatty and started to seal his door frame with plastic wrap, leaving about 2-3 inches between the plastic and the actual door itself. i filled this gap with packing peanuts... alot of packing peanuts. and these aren't the normal ones, these are the expencive bio-degradable ones that all but disolve in water leaving this weird slimy gunk in its place.

i then poured baby oil over the packing peanuts... very nasty. i wish i had it on video, but damn was that funny when he's pounding on our doors to wake up because someone had pranked him and he had NO clue which of us it was. oh, btw, the oil didn't cause the peanuts to melt like i had thought they would, they just became extremely sticky and turned into this gunk that wouldn't come out of his hair for weeks. oh and he's indian, so he had plenty of body hair to cover.