Originally Posted by
Big Chris
No I got it to go into gear by looking the car right in its headlight, the car realized that by the look in my eye that if it didn't go in to gear it meant trouble for him. True story I taught Chuck Norris his stare, before me he was just someguy with a sweet roundhouse.
Well I herd Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
True story...