So I am crusing back from my buddies house monday night and this nice new M3 pulls up besides me and paces me for a couple miles. I laugh it off for a little bit because he looks like he is out in daddies car. Finally after he trys for like 5 miles I give him a little taste of what a lightly modded ls1 can do.

Here's how it went down: we are at a light and there are a couple of people behind us but no cops(thank god)

grizzle: You know I'd go for man, but this road has way too many cops on it....

m3 driver: yeah I know but i havent driven this car in 4 months

grizzle: thats a shame.....

Light goes green, we both ease off the line (mind you Im on 245/50/16's that are almost showing metal). He desides to hit it and let him get a 1/4 car out then do the same. I spin the hell outta 1st, pedal it, Im still at his rear fender. Shift to second and start spinning again, pedal it and getg traction at about 5000 rpm and reel him in and he is about 1/2 car back by 70 (top o second). Shift to third and start to freight train him, and shut down at about 85 two cars out.

It was very fun but for some reason he feels butthurt and procedes to do a ricer flyby.
Thought that those m3's were supposed to be quick?!?