I had an older taurus (everyone knows what Im talkin about) that I consider having because I was "in between" cars. Anyway, I got bored with it and thought I would have some fun. So I bought all kinds of nos stickers, pro drug bumper stickers, took all the hubcaps off, and finally...

cut the muffler off...

hahaha, that car lasted me about 4 months

but it was cheap and served its purpose anyhow, plus people would always honk and laugh at my stickers