Heres a few more for you guys.

Why do men fart louder than women?

Because they have a microphone and two speakers.



Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.



Tarzan, King of the Elephant Trunk
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Tarzan gets into a huge fight with a lion in the jungles of Africa. The lion is defeated, but not before it rips off Tarzan's arm, eye, and dick. Of course, Tarzan's jungle friends help him out by giving him the parts he needs -- the eye of an eagle, the arm of a gorilla, and an elephant trunk for a dick. A while later, Cheeta the Chimp asks Tarzan how his new parts are working out for him.

"Tarzan like. With new eye, can see far. With new arm, Tarzan strong. But no like new wee-wee."

"Why's that?"

"It keep taking weeds and shoving in Tarzan's ass."




How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Arabs just sit in the dark and blame it on the Jews.



A pirate walks into a bar ...

A pirate walks into a bar with a peg leg, a parrot on his shoulder, and a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender says, "hey, you''ve got a steering wheel on your pants."

The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It''s driving me nuts."



If the Eskimos have a thousand different words for "snow,"
does this mean the French have a thousand different words for "surrender?"



MM91, Man where the hell did you find that pic!? fk'in hot. I'll try to rep you for that if i can.