ha... ha.... ha... God damn. Some people are ass holes aren't they. If only you knew. I think that you are taking these guys suggestions to heart, just chill and realize that a lot of what these guys' are saying is true. Offer five hundred and maybe you will get your tranny swapped. It's not an easy job guy... no-matter how many times you have done it. Really if it was as easy as it seems you think, then why so many negative posts'? Sorry to break your balls but some dumb ass kid will do it for 500 maybe... maybe. A guy that will do it well throw another 200-300 dollars on-top of the 500. But, this is just my opinion. Either sell both cars and buy a nice one, or pay for the shit to get done right. Because if you don't get the job done right it will cost you more and more money when it breaks later. Just some friendly advice.