I just got back from Enterprise Rent-A-Car. They want a $50 deposit (yup, I'm penniless), and proof of full coverage transferrable insurance. I have $0.00 and my insurance ended on the 22nd (yes I know, good timing!).

How the fuck do you do all this? Let's recap...

I can't buy my prescriptions because I don't have money.
I can't get money because I don't have a means of getting to work or even working at all (no joke guys...I am in some serious pain, hence why I'm trying to get a hold of my prescriptions).
I can't get a rental car because I don't have money, and my insurance ended yesterday.
I can't get my car out of the tow yard because I'm penniless, and my bill goes up by $20 per day.
I'm fucked. I have no job, no car, no money...nothing. I WOULD go get some things out of my car and sell them here on TR, but in order to get anything out of my car, I need to bail it out of the tow yard.



I'm going to go play a human version of "Frogger" on Dale Mabry.