i say try the alternator first chances are if it starts up fine yur battery is good
alternators cause what yurs is doing 9 times out of 10
my dsm used to turn EVERYTHING on like a last burst of energy when the alternator died.
i mean lights wipers battery door ajar coolant oil EVERYTHING would come on. change out the alternator.
BTW WTF is in yur hatch HAHAHAHA